This was inevitable.

Charlie Sheen has made his own porn video -- with himself as the star.

An L.A. adult actress who goes by the name Felony tells Radar Online that the Two and a Half Men star

wanted to release his own porn franchise called Charlie's Devils -- and to get things started, he filmed a pilot with her and another girl -- more after the jump.

Felony says Charlie's got the tape now. "I gave it to him afterwards. He was keeping it just so he could practice."

Charlie, however, says all the rumors about him are false. Via text message, he tells E! News, "Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I'm alive. You're all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong. BTW, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground, and all you people care about is my [B.S.]....?"

You kind of have to agree with Charlie, there are much better things for us to worry about aren't there?