Here I thought it was just me. Texas is so hot, even the bugs are trying to get away from the heat.

If those bug remedies for the home don't seem to be working (and judging from your Facebook posts, they're not), then put away your liberal, touchy-feely heart for a few hours and zap their asses.

How is this not a natural thing to do? Just click on the lights of death for few hours each week and you're bug-free. Don't worry about fixing the screen door. Let them bastards come in to your home, then flip the switch.

Personally, I need a new workout regiment, so I'm going to get me one of these.