Have you ever gone out to get the groceries for someone you love? Chances are they gave you a specific list of things because without it, we might come home with a jumbo pack of gummy bears (protein) and a thing of Tito's (hydration).

H-E-B Houston Area President Scott McClelland tweeted a photo of a grocery list he found discarded at a location in Houston on Friday and it's pretty priceless. Most of the items are normal - minus the 'kale salsa' - but the punchline is what the president of the Texas grocery chain asked:

What aisle are "hoochies" on?

Before reading the list, there is one NSFW word towards the bottom.

McClelland tagged Jimmy Fallon from the Tonight Show, so maybe he knows and will show us some time on late night TV.