After watching videos like this, we like to take a moment to acknowledge the existence of individuals with way to much time on their hands, and in turn– thank them.

We stumbled upon this little gem in between our Suicide Girl ogling sessions, and boy were we glad we did.

He-Man (you know — the Master of the Universe) not only kicks Skeletor’s boney can and rules all of Eternia, but the ladies find him irresistible.

Check out He-man as he defeats his enemies, seduces the ladies, and shows the internet that he’s sexy and he knows it.

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