Dad jokes, so unfunny that they're funny. It does make me wonder if a tour like this would be successful.

There isn't a dad alive that hasn't dropped a bad joke or two. I'm single with no kids so I don't have to worry about it. All my jokes are funny. **crickets**

Anywho...I didn't get a haircut, I got my ears lowered.

I thought I'd look up a few more dad jokes. I found some on pun.me. Here are my top five from them:

  • How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
  • Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
  • Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
  • I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
  • Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal, it's to die for.