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Craigslist Ad Offers Computer Help For Sexual Favors

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That is right. If you need some computer repairs done, there is a man that is willing to help you if you “fix him.” There are some ridiculous Craigslist ads, especially in their Casual Encounters section, but this one has to be one of the funniest. 

Are you a lady? Are you between the ages of 25 and 45? Are you in the Austin area? Is your computer or laptop giving you problems?

Give this guy a ring and he can help you. But, it won’t be for free.

He wants to work on a barter or trade system for repairing your bugged computer. He is looking for some “companionship” in payment for his services. He even states that, “curvy is fine.” But, he does want to verify if he will be attracted to you.

Send him a picture of yourself plus your height and weight. If he likes what he sees, he will give your laptop a tune-up. Don’t worry, he is an honest man. He claims, “I will be honest with you about your computer. I do not believe in lying to anyone. If I am unable to fix, you do not owe me anything.”

So, what could the harm be?

He, surprisingly, is not married nor involved with any “attachments.” So, don’t fret about sharing this gem of a man’s attentions.

Be warned, this is not a joke. He is “very serious” about this offer.

Click here to check out the full ad for the entire hilarity. You won’t believe your eyes. Or, maybe this is just what you have been looking for.

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