It's finally happened -- there's someone more entertaining than Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen.

This woman is making some sort of sweet treats "for the kids" and tries to show how to do it. Apparently, the key ingredients are a heaping dollop of impatience and a healthy dose of language that will get your mouth washed out with soap.

We'd say she curses like a sailor, but, really, she's cursing like Samuel L. Jackson in drag.

This woman deserves her own cooking show. We'd watch.