Police in Hutchinson, Kan., arrested a couple for what is described as "sexual fondling" inside a Walmart store. Julian Call and Tina Gianakon took a tube of K-Y Jelly off the shelf and went to town in front of all the other shoppers by doing what a local newspaper described as "groping under clothing."

The couple was booked into jail on charges of lewd and lascivious behavior. There was reportedly no alcohol or drugs believed to be involved, believe it or not.

It may turn you on at first, but then take a minute to think of most of the people you see inside Walmart! Sorry. I just ruined your day.

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