Charlie Sheen Got Roasted Saturday Night
No, I didn’t say “toasted,” but I’m sure there was some of that involved as well. MTV News reports that comedians and fellow actors got together Saturday night at Sony Studio’s for Comedy Central’s Roast of Charlie Sheen. More after the jump.
Seth MacFarlane was the roast master and others like Jon Lovitz, Kate Walsh, Mike Tyson, William Shatner, Steve-O and more took their turns as well. Comedian Jeffrey Ross was apparently one of the crowd favorites. MTV reports a couple of quotes from Ross:
Charlie’s nostrils are so snotty and full of coke he calls them the Hilton sisters.
He also added
Charlie got so f**ked by Ashton Kutcher, he should change his name to Demi Moore’s vagina.
Charlie got his chance at the end of the evening to fight back. He addressed each person on the panel one by one. He concluded the night by saying:
I’m done with the ‘winning’, because I’ve already won. This roast may be over, but I’m Charlie Sheen, and in here burns an eternal fire… I just have to remember to keep it away from the crack pipe.
The roast will air on Comedy Central next Monday, September 19th at 9pm Central.