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Police Find Two Acres of Hidden Marijuana in Downtown Chicago

This is either just plain stupid, or some marijuana farmer has the hangers to do this.

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Man Robs Two Banks Before Turning Himself in Due to ‘Stress’

Police say William Kane robbed a bank on Wednesday. Then, he did the same thing on Thursday. Friday morning, he was about to rob a third bank, when he suddenly called 911.

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Millionaire’s Cocaine Habit Gets So Bad It Collapses His Nose

When it seems like you're on top of the world with millions of dollars to burn, having something like a bad cocaine habit can bring you back to earth pretty quickly. And when you see this guy's face, you'll see why. Check it out after the jump.

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Is Your Kid Going to Get Water on Your Lexus Seats? Just Make Him Ride in the Trunk

The stories keep getting stranger and stranger. Quick question: If your kid is getting into your Lexus and he's dripping wet, what do you do? Put down a towel? Make him change clothes? Nah, just make him ride in the trunk. 

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Firemen Steal Thousands of Monster Energy Drinks + Other Craziness

There was a Festival of Ballooning over the weekend in a city called Readington Township, N.J. But what happened was something that public servants shouldn't have been involved with.

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Man Destroys Neighbor’s Trailer in Worst Hissy Fit of All-Time

Don't take my soda and cake or I'll get crazy up in here! At least, that's what happened in this case.

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Man Arrested for Drunk Driving With Baby Boy in the Car

The dummies keep a rolling in with this story out of Florida. A man is in hot water after driving in the bike lane in Boynton Beach, Fla.

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Ever Attacked Someone With Poop-Filled Underwear? This Guy Has

Well, here is the weird crime of the week. There are feuds with guns, knifes and bare knuckle brawls, but this one involves poop-filled underwear. 

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Car Wash Busted for Offering Free Sex After Buying Nine Washes

Well, well, well. Cops bust a car wash in Malaysia for giving free sex after the purchase of nine car washes.

Wait, I need my car washed -- nine times, even. It's, um, really dirty!

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Vernon Davis Denied on Goalpost Dunk Attempt

After one week, the San Francisco 49ers look like the class of the NFC as they beat the Green Bay Packers by the score of 30-22. 49ers tight end Vernon Davis got his first score of the season in the third quarter as he hauled a pass from Alex Smith in the left corner of the end zone. The touchdown wasn't the highlight.

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Mother Charged With DUI While Headed to a Bar With Eight Kids in the Car

Well, here we go again, like Whitesnake would sing. But in a different way, because today's story is from the real big loser column.

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Texas Rangers Catcher Mike Napoli BUSTED Checking Out Fan Girl’s Butt in Autograph Line [PHOTO]

The Major League Baseball season is a long, exhaustive one. There are 162 games, you're traveling hundreds of days per year and since you're away from your wife/girlfriend for days on end, things can get a little lonely. Texas Rangers catcher Mike Napoli obviously is no exception, getting busted like this.

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