Guys, Check Out the New BroApp — Just Don’t Tell Your Girl
Sometimes I wonder if we should stop inventing things. Do we really need an app that will take the work out of relationships, and automatically send sweet texts to a sig other?
Who needs emotion anymore? We can have a bot emote for us!
This new app called the BroApp just went on sale this week and it’s aimed at guys who want to spend more time with their “bros.” The app will send sweet, warm and fuzzy texts to the guy’s girlfriend so he can move on do more important things like drink beer and play darts with his buddies. Really?!
Ladies, just know that those sweet, buttery, seemingly personal texts might actually be coming from a big impersonal, computerized, automated abyss of affection. What’s next?