Meet Beasley, an 18-year-old model from Boulder, Colorado. She is willing to do almost anything for modeling, except shave her head. A gal has to draw the line someplace.

Unlike almost every other woman in the world, Beasley admits she “rarely checks her cell phone.” Maybe it’s because she is high a majority of the time, according to her profile on High Times.

“I love weed,” Beasley says in her Miss High Times profile. “Like seriously if I met a guy I love as much as I love weed I would marry him.”

Imagine if she met a guy who sold weed. It would be a love story that not even Nicholas Sparks could write.