Texas' Best Rock
Bumbling Burglar Trips Over His Own Pants During Escape
This burglar really ought to think about stealing a belt.
Girl’s Tongue Stuck to Popsicle Is Pure Slapstick Summer Silliness
A delicious and refreshing treat turned into a delicious and refreshing problem.
Popeyes Is Making Chicken With Cookies and What Is Happening With the World?
Popeyes and chicken go together like cookies and milk, which is to say the chain believes chicken and cookies go together.
Dope Tries to Steal ATM With Backhoe, Abysmally Fails
Never send a machine to do a man's job.
Mom Allegedly Pulled Child’s Teeth With Pliers in Walmart Bathroom
A woman is in some serious trouble for the dangerous way she takes care of her child's oral hygiene.
What Exactly Is That Red Juice in Your Package of Steak?
Surprise -- it's not blood.
New Longest US Flight Runs Nearly 18 Hours, But Where Does It Go?
This flight borders on time travel.
Cop Helps Determined Army Vet Who Walks Miles to See Wife in Nursing Home
Here's a heartwarming story about the power of lending a hand.
Angry Pedestrian Gets the Most Fitting Punishment Imaginable
Don't walk and yell.
Fearless Woman Jumps on Car Hood to Stop Carjacker
This woman was not going to give up without a fight.
Aggressive Sea Lion Violently Pulls Girl Into Water
This is why you shouldn't get too close to animals.
You’ve Gotta See This One-Eyed Goat
It's a real-life cyclops.