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Never Let Your Live-In Stripper Drive Your Mustang
If you’re rich and your girlfriend happens to be a stripper, it stands to reason that you impressed her by throwing your money around. Moderation is important in all aspects of life, though, especially when it comes to letting stripper girlfriends get behind expensive cars they can&C…
Carmen Electra Wants You To Poker
Now that Carmen Electra is 40, she seems a little more attainable. Like, maybe, she’s got less going on than when she was in her prime and would be willing to play dirty games with us online.
Katy Perry To Have Virtual Sex With Millions Of People
Freshly back-on-the-market pop startlet Katy Perry is getting hot and heavy with ‘The Sims 3: Showtime,’ a new addition to the PC game that allows you to pursue your dreams of becoming a dancer, musician, magician and — maybe it’s just us, but we doubt it…
App Makes It Almost Too Easy To Crash Weddings
If ‘Wedding Crashers’ taught us one thing, it’s that weddings to which we aren’t invited are far superior to those which we’re required to attend. If it taught us anything else, it’s that crashing weddings is almos…
Rejoice Old School Gamers Because ‘NFL Blitz’ is Back! [REVIEW]
Part of the reason we limped out of college with a five-figure student loan debt were those hours spent at the student union arcade playing ‘NFL Blitz.’
Do You Know How To Block a Punch?
The best ways to avoid getting your lights punched out are to run away or cower and beg for mercy, but sometimes physical confrontations are unavoidable.
WWE ’12′ — Game Review
Wrestling video games have always been fun enough, but usually because of the imagination wrestling fans brought to them, rather than what was actually available in gameplay. ‘WWE ‘12′ is out to change all that.
‘Assassin’s Creed Revelations’ — Game Review
‘Assassin’s Creed Revelations’ is a game for history buffs, lovers of 16th century Constantinople, conspiracy theorists and anyone who would like to shank Adrian Peterson and Derrick Rose in the streets of 16th century Constantinople.
7 of the Biggest Box Office ‘Turkeys’ Released on Thanksgiving
After you’ve inhaled your turkey and mashed potatoes, you and your brood might get sick of talking to one another and head out to catch a flick. While Thanksgiving Day is known as a prime movie-opening occasion in Hollywood, the date is also known for the release of a bunch of stinke…
‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3′ — Game Review
Even if ‘Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3’ was a terrible disappointment that also punched you in the groin every time you loaded the game, you’d have to buy it.