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New Orleans Hornets To Become New Orleans Pelicans
The NBA's New Orleans Hornets will officially change the name of their franchise to the New Orleans Pelicans at a news conference on Thursday, according to a Yahoo! Sports source. The team will also debut an entirely new color scheme of blue, gold and red. Several logos fitting that description have been leaked online, but none has yet been deemed official.
Phillies Will Pay Delmon Young Not To Get Fat (Updated)
Plate discipline is often a problem for Delmon Young. If he can show more restraint at the dinner table than he does in the batter's box, Young can earn another $600,000 in 2013.
Tim Brown and Jerry Rice Think Bill Callahan Threw Super Bowl XXXVII
In the vein of conspiracy theories often suggested by late Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis, two former star wide receivers of the NFL franchise believe that their head coach intentionally changed the game plan so his team would lose Super Bowl XXXVII in 2003.
Tom Brady Can Watch the Super Bowl In His New $20 Million House
The New England Patriots lose, but Tom Brady always wins.
NFL Playoffs — Championship Recap: 49ers, Ravens Win, Will Meet in Super Bowl XLVII
The San Francisco 49ers rallied past the Atlanta Falcons for the NFC title, and the Baltimore Ravens upset the New England Patriots for the AFC crown. San Francisco and Baltimore, coached by brothers Jim and John Harbaugh respectively, will meet in Super Bowl XLVII on Feb. 3 in New Orleans. Here's a recap of Sunday's conference title games:
Marie-Claude Bourbonnais — Babe of the Day
Marie-Claude Bourbonnais is a 33-year-old model and designer from Quebec, Canada.
Manti Te’o Denies Role in Hoax, Admits ‘Tailoring’ His Stories
Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o denied any role in the hoax involving a relationship with a person whom he claimed was his girlfriend last year.
College Girls Show Team Spirit the Only Way They Know How — Putting Their Racks on Twitter
Female fans of several major college teams are showing their school pride on Twitter. And, by school pride, we mean their boobs — showcased in cleavage-baring, skin-tight college shirts in self-shot pictures posted to Twitter.
Janna Bingham — Babe of the Day
Janna Bingham is a 24-year-old model who lives in Destin, Fla. Janna has been a model for several years, but she left the profession to join the U.S. Air Force before returning to runways and photo shoots.
NFL Playoffs — Divisional Recap: Ravens Beat Broncos in 2 OT; 49ers Rout Packers
Baltimore beat Denver in an instant playoff classic, and San Francisco dominated Green Bay in the NFC. Here's a recap of Saturday's NFL action:
Coin Guitar Picks Are Awesome
Loose change is always a terrible conundrum.
Bailey Harrah — Babe of the Day
Bailey Harrah is a 29-year-old model who lives in Scottsdale, Ariz. Bailey has modeled for Maxim.com and Victoria's Secret.