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Chelsey Novak — Babe of the Day
Chelsey Novak is a 20-year-old model from Miami. A pretty blonde, the youthful Novak is fairly new to promotional modeling, but she has done several swimsuit, lingerie and fitness shoots with photographers.
Novak has also done some very interesting bodypaint modeling, including allowing herself to be striped like a tiger while wearing only a thong. Tha...
Random Guy Gets Drunk, Declares Himself Eligible For NBA Draft, Gets Response
When most post-college guys get drunk, they make booty calls; others decide to file for the NBA Draft despite never having played college basketball. That's the case of one Hoboken, N.J. resident who graduated from the University of Miami in 2010...
Panic Ensues As Economy Hurts Nevada Brothel Business
Forget about the housing market, the unemployment rate and the price of gas, the lingering effects of the recent global recession has caused the legalized brothel business in Nevada to go limp. According to a New York Daily News report, the Nevada Brothel Association blames the bad economy for slicing the industry in half since 1985...
LeBron James Named 2013 NBA MVP
The NBA named Miami Heat forward LeBron James its Most Valuable Player for the 2013 season on Sunday. It was the fourth time in five years James, 28, has won the award. A day before the Heat were to begin the Eastern Conference semifinals against the Chicago Bulls, James joined Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Michael Jordan, Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain, as the only players in league history to win the
Meredith Parker — Babe of the Day
Meredith Parker is a 25-year-old model from Bath, Maine (which sounds like the cleanest place in the world). A 2010 Maxim Hometown Hotties finalist, Parker is an avowed Boston Red Sox fan and lifelong New Englander. She's done glamor, lingerie, swimsuit and promotional modeling...
Metallica Performs National Anthem Before S.F. Giants Game
Friday night was 'Metallica Night' at AT&T Park in San Francisco. The Giants gave away Metallica trucker hats and invited members of the Bay Area metal band to throw out the ceremonial first pitch prior to the scheduled game against the Los Angeles Dodgers. Ea...
MMA Fighter Has His Eye Accidentally Glued Shut During Match
As if MMA fighters don't have enough to worry about during a fight — fists, elbows, knees and roundhouse kicks from out of nowhere — add Super Glue to the list. During the recent WOCS 25 MMA card in Brazil, fighter Carlos Alberto Lobo had his eyed glued shut by his own corner...
Man Places Ridiculous Craigslist Ad Asking Woman To Have A Baby For Him
Craigslist.org is quite a handy site. In addition to finding a job or an apartment, readers can also find a man seeking a woman to have his child with no strings attached. That's right: an ad placed to the Washington, D.C. Craigslist seeks a woman who can give a man a child...
2013 NBA Playoffs Recap: LeBron James Leads Heat To First-Round Sweep of Bucks, 88-77
LeBron James scored 30 points, and the top-seeded Miami Heat beat the Milwaukee Bucks, 88-77, in Milwaukee on Sunday afternoon to complete a four-game sweep of their best-of-seven, first-round NBA playoff series. Milwaukee's Monta Ellis had 21 points, eight assists and five rebounds in a losing effort...
Christine Bullock — Babe of the Day
Christine Bullock is a 29-year-old fitness model, TV host and Pilates, dance and yoga instructor. A fitness expert, Bullock is featured in the May issue of "Men's Health," where she helps poor schlumps like you figure out how to date a woman like her (hint: you should like Pittsburgh sports teams).
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NFL Draft Hopeful Tharold Simon Arrested in His Hometown a Day Before ‘Tharold Simon Day’
NFL draft prospect Tharold Simon of LSU was already famous in his hometown of Eunice, La.; now he's also infamous. Simon, 22, was arrested in his hometown on Thursday night, one day before Eunice officials were to proclaim “Tharold Simon Day” in the city...
Watch The Amazing Mixtape of Seventh Woods, the Best 14-Year-Old Basketball Player in the World
Freshman Seventh Woods of Hammond High School in Columbia, S.C. was scheduled to participate in the Hoop Group Jam Fest for high school basketball players in Pittsburgh this past weekend. Woods, 14, didn't play due to a concussion he received when he hit his head on the backboard...