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Monday Night Football Recap — 49ers Clinch Playoff Spot With 34-24 Win
Colin Kaepernick threw for one score and ran for another and NaVorro Bowman returned an interception 89 yards for a touchdown with 1:10 to play, as the 49ers beat the Atlanta Falcons, 34-24, in the last regular season game at Candlestick Park in San Francisco.
NFL Football 2013: 5 Things We Learned From Week 16
Week 16 of the 2013 NFL season saw three more teams clinch playoff spots. Here are five things we learned on Sunday:
Monday Night Football Recap – Justin Tucker Leads Ravens Past Lions, 18-16
Justin Tucker kicked six field goals, including a 61-yarder with 38 seconds to play, and the Baltimore Ravens beat the Lions, 18-16, in Detroit on Monday night.
Thursday Night Football Recap – Chargers Shock Broncos, 27-20
Ryan Mathews ran for 127 yards and a touchdown, and the San Diego Chargers beat the Broncos, 27-20, in Denver on Thursday night.
Monday Night Football Recap — Bears Rout Cowboys, 45-28
Josh McCown passed for 348 yards and four touchdowns, and the Bears routed the Dallas Cowboys, 45-28, in frigid Chicago on Monday night.
Thursday Night Football Recap — Jaguars Hold Off Texans, 27-20
Chad Henne threw two touchdown passes, and the Jaguars beat the Houston Texans, 27-20, in Jacksonville on Thursday night.
Monday Night Football Recap — Seahawks Rout Saints, 34-7
Russell Wilson threw for 310 yards and three touchdowns, and the Seahawks dominated the New Orleans Saints, 34-7, in Seattle on Monday night.
NFL Football 2013: 5 Things We Learned From Week 13
Incredible individual performances highlighted Week 13 of the 2013 NFL season. Here are five things we learned on Sunday:
NFL Thanksgiving Day Recap 2013 — Ravens, Cowboys & Lions Win
Home teams Baltimore, Dallas and Detroit each won their respective games on Thanksgiving Day. Here's a recap of Thursday's NFL action:
Monday Night Football Recap — 49ers Rout Redskins, 27-6
Colin Kaepernick threw for 235 yards and three touchdowns, and the San Francisco 49ers cruised past the Washington Redskins, 27-6, on Monday night in Landover, Md.
NFL Football 2013: 5 Things We Learned From Week 12
Quarterbacks came up big in Sunday's key games, as playoff races took shape. Here are five things we learned in Week 12:
The 100 Hottest Women of 2013
Choosing the 100 hottest women of 2013 was both a difficult and delightful task. We've spent months pouring over our past lists, internet searches, gossip items and lingerie and swimsuit catalogs to assemble the most comprehensive and detailed list of the 100 hottest women. Yes, poor us, our jobs are so awful.