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Ingenious Dad at Music Festival Prank Breaks All the Rules
"Dad at music festival" just doesn't sound right, does it? It's like peanut butter and cauliflower. Or Jones & Wesson. Or Batman and Kevin.
Sad Research Reveals We Spend a Pitiful Amount of Time in Our Lives Having Sex
We spend so much time thinking about sex, but so little time having it.
Hilarious ‘Fake Book Covers on the Subway’ Returns With More Politically Incorrect Titles
Here's a case where the sequel may be better than the original.
Groom Divorces Bride Who Chose Texting Over Wedding Night Sex
To paraphrase the late, great Marvin Gaye, this guy needs some "textual healing."
‘If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans’ Is Deliciously Hilarious
If the sight of asparagus and sound of the word "tofu" send you into an uncontrollable seizure of disgust, then this is for you.
Party Animal Couple in Their 70s Rage Until Dawn
Just because you're getting up there in years doesn't mean you've got to slow down.
Man (And True Medical Marvel) Receives First Penis Transplant in the US
This pioneer is a member of a very exclusive club.
Man Kills Brother After They Argue About…A Cheeseburger?
Guess you can say this guy had a real beef with his brother.
This Guy Wants You to Help Him Buy Dave Grohl — Yeah, BUY Dave Grohl
Texas DJ Frank Pain wants to buy Dave Grohl for $35,000. That oughtta be enough, right?
Dunking Basketballs While Jumping Off a Bridge Is Every Adrenaline Junkie’s Dream
Most of us will never know the thrill of dunking a basketball or the idiocy of jumping off a bridge. Naturally, that means you'll never know what it's like when you do both. Until now.
Fired Employee Destroys Plane, Should Get a Stress Ball Instead
There's gotta be a better way to work through your feelings.
Adultery-Detecting Mattress Is the Latest in Romance Ruination
Odds are if you need to buy this mattress your relationship is doomed.