Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Terrible Reporter Breaks Volunteers’ Hearts Live On Air
Well, here is a good example of a terrible person, if you were looking for one. Investigators in a case involving a missing four-year-old decided they were probably actually investigating a murder case. News reporter Kay Burley felt the strange compulsion to tell volunteers who were searching for the child that she was probably dead...
Liam Neeson Goes on ‘Sportscenter,’ Knows Nothing About Football
Liam Neeson is a man who loves danger, which would explain why he went on 'Sportscenter' despite having no knowledge of football. The best part is when he asks to start over (they're live), or maybe it's when he drops an s-bomb, or maybe it's when he admits he's only seen two football games in his life...
Watch ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Summed Up in 52 Seconds
If you want to start watching 'How I Met Your Mother,' but really don't have the time to sit through seven seasons, here's a video of Neil Patrick Harris' character, Barney, pretty much summing up the whole story to date in 52 seconds. That ought to save you some time...