Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Soda Sales Drop to Dangerously Healthy Lows [POLL]
We may no longer be a carbo-nation of soda drinkers.
Hard-Charging Gorilla Smacks Into Window Trying to Attack Zoo Visitor
This is why humans should never get too close to the animals at the zoo.
Google, T-Mobile Lead the Best of 2016 April Fool’s Day Jokes
April Fool's Day has gone high-tech.
Presidential Hopeful John Kasich Ate Pizza With a Fork and America Went Nuts
Ohio Governor John Kasich is going to have work harder to win the New York vote.
While in New York City earlier this week, Kasich, a Republican who trails Donald Trump in the race for the GOP presidential nomination, was caught eating pizza with a fork...
Deranged Girl Holds Knife to Boyfriend’s Throat in Loony Apology Video
He only went out with her because he figured he could get blade.
Female Baseball Fan Gets Pun-Filled Revenge on Disbelieving Love Interest
This just in: women can be sports fans, too.
Enraged Drunk Doofus Has Painfully Unfortunate Run-In With Elevator Shaft
Unless you're Bruce Willis in the original "Die Hard," messing around with an elevator shaft should be strictly off-limits.
Guy Dominating March Madness Pool Makes GIGANTICALLY Crucial Mistake
Meet the man who busted his own bracket.
‘Vagina Beer’ Is Here to Quench All Your Carnal Desires
The worst alcoholic innovation since Zima has arrived.
Sad Man Gets Even Sadder Lap Dance From Wife
All you marriage detractors, behold Exhibit A in why you may want to think twice about tying the knot.
Man Survives Brussels, Paris AND Boston Marathon Attacks
Depending on how you look at it, Mason Wells is either the luckiest unlucky person or the unluckiest lucky person.
Woman Seeks Child Support
How merlot can you go? Actually, in this case, it's how mer-HIGH can you go?