Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Stud Teen Barred From Prom for Most Awesome Reason Imaginable
This student is missing his prom because he's too cool.
Lame ‘Toss Your Salad’ Joke Makes Morning News Show Magical
A salad filled with lettuce, tomatoes and inappropriate sexual innuendo is on the menu.
Why the Heck Does Flying Cost So Darned Much?
Flying the friendly skies is more like flying the ridiculously expensive skies.
Passed Out Drunk Guy’s Friends Treat Him to Night of His Life
A night he'll never remember became a night he'll never forget.
Convenience Store Manager Beats Snot Out of Robber With Fire Extinguisher
Sure, being a convenience store clerk at a gas station doesn't have the sex appeal of, say, a toll booth operator, but that doesn't mean you can't have some days where you feel like an action star.
Why Mother’s Day on Social Media Is One Big Fat Amusing Lie
Mother's Day is here, which means it's time to inform the world how awesome your mom is.
Big Fat Fatty Is a Mammoth 10-Pound, $50 Death Sandwich
There's enough food here to feed a small army. And a big one.
Alligator Knocking on Front Door Is Not a Neighbor You Want
No matter how tough you may think you are, this video is bound to scare you.
Determined Bee Pulling Out Nail of Wall Is a True Ironman
This bee is busy as, well, a bee.
Russia’s Slick Fireproof Suit Makes Explosions a Summer Breeze
This could be a game-changer in times of war.
Devilishly Sneaky Monkey Steals Tourist’s Cell Phone
Now, THIS is some serious monkey business.
‘Internet Is Down’ Musical Perfectly Sums Up Our First World Problems
The internet is as essential to our lives these days as the air we breathe and the food we eat.