Dan Seitz
9-Year-Old Boy Steals Car with Toy Gun
We don’t generally associate Sweden with carjacking. But Kortedala, a suburb of the city of Gotenberg, was nonetheless the site of one of the strangest car thefts we’ve ever read. It involves a toy gun, a nine-year-old and an electric car.
Man Attacks Wife With Cheez-It
In the hands of a trained professional, anything can be a weapon. At least that’s what we’ve learned from action movies. And apparently that applies even to the humble Cheez-It.
Lingerie Football League Debuts in Canada, Needs Female Tim Tebow
The league billing itself as “true fantasy football” finally brought the real life wet dream to Canada as open tryouts were held for the British Columbia Angels on Friday, March 23rd.
Man Tests Bulletproof Vest By Shooting Himself [NSFW]
There are many ways to test bulletproof technology. The classic way is, of course, to actually shoot it. But as a rule, you’re not wearing it and you’re not shooting it point blank at your stomach. WARNING: stupidity and highly NSFW language ahead!
Brother Takes Your McDonald’s Brownie? That’s a McStabbing!
Another day, another delightful story from the Golden Arches. This one doesn’t involve tasers, but knives.
Erik and Gene Cain (how’s THAT for an ironic last name) of Pennsylvania were splitting a brownie from McDonald’s, and Gene did what was the naturally acceptable way to share food: slicing the brownie right down the middle...
The Best Rap Video About Plaid Shirts You’ll Watch Today [VIDEO]
Plaid used to be tacky. Now it’s an acceptable pattern for people besides lumberjacks and people pretending to be lumberjacks in skits about lumberjacks. Still, you can be too attached to something, as this video demonstrates.
Men’s Health Declares Jennifer Aniston the Hottest Woman of All Time
Men’s Health declared Jennifer Aniston the ‘hottest woman of all time’ in a recent article that no one in the world should care about except it’s the end of the year and people love ‘lists’ and ‘declarations’ of things there is no possible way of ever proving or disproving.
We’ve Found The Greatest 404 Error Page On The Internet
Everybody surfing the internet runs into it eventually: the dreaded 404 page.
Mila Kunis is GQ Magazine’s ‘Knockout of the Year’ [PICTURE]
Mila Kunis has been declared the “Knockout of the Year” by GQ magazine.
Attractive Woman Explains How To Conceal a Thigh Holster [VIDEO]
Thigh holsters are made specifically for the ladies who carry firearms.
25 Questionably "Sexy" Halloween Costumes
Womens' costumes tend to leans toward the “questionable” side of the costume spectrum. Halloween is the only time of year when anything and everything can be considered “sexy.” Of course, that doesn't mean that every sexy costume is actually a good idea…as these twenty five disasters show.
18 Bizarre Homemade Halloween Costumes From Etsy [PICTURES]
Etsy, in case you don't know, is basically the craft fair/flea market of the internet. Millions of people come together to sell the unique things they've handcrafted to those wishing to have something unique in their lives. And like most craft fair/flea markets, it's got a lot of cool stuff. Also, a lot o...
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