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25 Questionably "Sexy" Halloween Costumes

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Womens' costumes tend to leans toward the “questionable” side of the costume spectrum. Halloween is the only time of year when anything and everything can be considered “sexy.” Of course, that doesn't mean that every sexy costume is actually a good idea…as these twenty five disasters show.


1

“Sexy” Elmo

 

 

You know, because there's nothing like sexualizing a character who's supposed to be a toddler. Although the “Elmo” part may just be that little hat, which looks a lot like Elmo eating that woman's head.

 
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2

“Sexy” Ninja Turtle

 

 

We'd ask who wants a sexy version of these beloved children's characters, but we really don't want to know the answer. At all.

 
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3

“Sexy” Top Gun

 

 

Isn't the idea of a woman in a skimpy flyer's outfit contrary to the entire point of 'Top Gun?' You've seen the volleyball scene, right?

 
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4

“Sexy” Ghostbuster

 

 

Because khaki is so flattering, and fighting the supernatural is best done in a mini-skirt and heels.

 
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5

“Sexy” Tiger

 

 

It's nice to see that cheap lingerie companies just attach a tail and some ears to their outfits and make a little extra money during Halloween.

 
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6

“Sexy” Girl Scout

 

 

We're pretty sure that 'To Catch a Predator: Halloween Edition' will be using this costume.

 
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7

“Sexy” Ninja

 

 

So, female ninjas wore face masks, Speedo swimsuits and combat boots? Where do they keep their weapons? On second thought, forget we asked.

 
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8

“Sexy” Power Ranger

 

 

Can't you achieve the same effect with a go-go dress and a pair of bug-eyed sunglasses from the drugstore?

 
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9

“Sexy” Lone Ranger

 

 

“Who was that masked woman? And why was she wearing a skirt so short I could see her panties when she jumped on Silver? That can't be comfortable!”

 
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10

“Sexy” Raggedy Ann

 

 

Yeah, that pretty much ruined a whole bunch of treasured childhood memories, right there.

 
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11

“Sexy” Pippi Longstocking

 

 

The really sad thing is that we had two choices here: a sexy Pippi in transparent stripper heels, which tops this article. Or this. It's advertising the wig.

 
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12

“Sexy” Spongebob

 

 

We guess they went with an off-the-shoulder look to evoke a “square” image. Maybe instead they should have considered developing a Sandy Cheeks costume.

 
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13

“Sexy” Catwoman

 

 

We're including this one just because we're shocked anybody would wear anything associated with the worst superhero movie ever made.

 
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14

“Sexy” Monarch Butterfly

 

 

“Bob, what exactly are we going to do with all these yellow 'German beer girl' dresses we couldn't sell?” And thus a new costume was born.

 
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15

“Sexy” Scarecrow

 

 

OK, there's no possible way that the sexualization of 'The Wizard of Oz' could get weirder. What's next, sexy Tin Man?

 
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16

“Sexy” Tin Man

 

 

…seriously?!

 
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17

“Sexy” Chesire Cat

 

 

Does tacking a tail on the back of some booty shorts and wearing matching ears with an ugly shirt really qualify as a “costume”?

 
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18

“Sexy” Queen of Hearts

 

 

Wouldn't wearing a bikini top and a tutu be cheaper? And more tasteful? And shouldn't the flamingo still be a croquet mallet, to crack creeper skulls?

 
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19

“Sexy Tribal Princess”

 

 

One serving of hot spicy racism coming right up!

 
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20

“Sexy” Ringmaster

 

 

Was there really a need for a “sexy ringmaster” costume? There have to be people out there thinking “I need to wear a lampshade around my waist and pretend to be a sexy ringmaster,” but who are they?

 
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21

“Sexy” Mini-Mouse

 

 

You know, there are some topics Walt Disney didn't explore for a reason.

 
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22

“Sexy” Chucky

 

 

Let's combine the creepiness of dressing like a mass murderer with the creepiness of dressing like the sexy version of a childhood toy. Um, yay?

 
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23

“Sexy” Goldilocks

 

 

We think we can safely sum up all our feelings about this costume with one word: “Ew.” What's really sad is that this is one of several awful versions: this one is just the worst.

 
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24

“Sexy” Mortal Kombat Ninja

 

 

Every guy knows this as Mileena from 'Mortal Kombat,' but this costume has one very painful flaw: with the mask, meaning you can't eat or drink anything, you have a video game character costume. Without the mask, you will be mistaken repeatedly for a stripper.

 
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25

“Sexy” Matador

 

 

Come on, this isn't a costume. Somebody put a satin jacket and a funny hat on over their cycling outfit.

 
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